fugrats:

have you seen my sex tape

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(via the-ginger-girl)

bitchisyouserious:

jusstagiirll:

Remember guys lmao t

I hate my people. Lmfaooo

(via yinnenn-yang)

ruinedchildhood:

when bae mad at you

ruinedchildhood:

when bae mad at you

(via onlylolgifs)

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

(via fake-mermaid)

yungchrist:

kingofdicks:

the juxtaposition between ray romanoes family and david beckhams family

ray shits on em

(via letsdrinkbleach)

(via gothqirl)

erag0nshadeslayer:

methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

It would be pretty damn awesome, that’s what.

thirstfollower:

thirstfollower:

I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY MOVIE WHEN MY WIFI DIED I HATE MY NEIGHBORS

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(via pizza)

  • demon:i possessed you

  • me:get the fuck out

  • demon:damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...

  • me:shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

  • travel-as-a-happy-hippie:

~Let’s chill in my Hippie Van~

    travel-as-a-happy-hippie:

    ~Let’s chill in my Hippie Van~

    (via becomelean)

    (via zeldick)

    breakfastburritoe:

    dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

    (via crystallized-teardrops)

    kimcx-blr:

†Fuck†

    kimcx-blr:

    †Fuck†

    (via zeldick)